February 2012
20 posts
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Anonymous asked: I saw that you told steal-her-style that you want more Selena Gomez outfits. There's this tumblr selenascloset. tumblr. com. They post Selena's outfits pretty quickly. You should follow that one :)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Happy Valentine's Day! + Giveaway Winner
chloeting: Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! This is what I wore yesterday. I asked my boyfriend what he would like me to wear. He said.. Jeans and T-shirts! Lol…. That’s what he always say though, he’s not a fan of long skirts, dresses etc.  Anyways the giveaway winner for the contest posted here is #20 Sara (arranged by time ie. earliest to latest). Hope everyone had a great Valentine’s...
Feb 20th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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vas-happenin-zaynn asked: Hi! I’ll be a pure 1d blog and i saw that we’re following each other. I’m gonna unfollow you now cause i will only follow 1d blogs BUT i’ll follow you with my overrated-couture blog. If you can check that out, please do. If you follow me there, I’LL FOLLOW BACK CAUSE IM FOLLOWING YOU HERE and that means YOU’RE SPECIAL! :) If you wont unfollow the blog that im...
Feb 13th
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someone kill me i just found out lana del rey is...
as in right now. she is performing at this very minute. i live fairly close to there. i’m going to die now. why was i not aware of this.
Feb 10th
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Reblog if you're a cat.
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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IF YOU GO ONTO SOMEONE'S BLOG AND RECEIVE THIS...
“This tumblelog contains adult oriented content and contains images, language and other explicit material and you certify that you are 18 or over (21 in certain areas) to view.” JUST SAY NOOOOOOOOO
Jan 25th
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i am SO sorry for all this starbucks bullshit, i...
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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If you could fly, where would you go?
where wouldn’t i go? ask now, just not about my brothers
Jan 20th
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What was your favorite book as a child?
babar the elephant! and madeline! ask now, just not about my brothers
Jan 19th
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Do you believe in magic?
i often tell people i dont give a shit about science because magic explains everything ask now, just not about my brothers
Jan 18th
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Anonymous asked: Hey there! :) you are really pretty and I love your fashion! Your blog is quite lovely too. (;
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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How do you get through Mondays?
on a regular monday: sleep through all my classes on MLK day: sleep all day so i can have a dream too ask now, just not about my brothers
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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lov3lyy asked: HEY i saw your justin bieber parody for geometry, and i was wondering if i could have the lyrics for this project..loved the video ! :)
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Do you have a good singing voice?
what an appropriate question for today. oh boy, do i……………T-PAIN IN THE HIZZLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShgQB98ocqg ask now, just not about my brothers
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